Me: “Who phoned?” 

Connor: “Tyrone, for Jake.”

Me: “What did he want?”

Connor: “I dunno, wouldn’t tell me. Said it was a secret.”

Cole: *comes out of nowhere, with only a towel around his waist* Must be about bananas. *picks up a banana* ‘cause bananas are seecreeett.. *brings banana up to face, stares intently at it and strokes it then runs down the hall*